National fuck your ex day

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.

Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022

national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

National fuck you Kai day

The National day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.

“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day”

by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022

National fuck your boss day

On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.

Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?

by Lake fun September 30, 2020

National Fuck CM punk day

National CM Punk day

Man- do you know what today is?
Mark man- Thursday
Man- no National Fuck CM Punk day

Mark man- Fuck you Roman reigns loving piece of shit, CM punk made WWE and carried Vince’s ass when it came to revenue, he’s the Fucking best in the world you Kenny omega dick sucker faggot
Man- ok

by LatinoHeat11 June 16, 2018

National Fuck Rodney's ass day

April 22nd is fuck any nigga who's name Rodney

Yo it's national fuck Rodney's ass day let's fuck this nigga

by Jameslol? April 22, 2019

National fuck you Kai day

January 7 is the National day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.

“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day.”

by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022