by Jamalboii October 8, 2017
Get the nacho machinemug. A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story' but now is a wider term used for other like stories.
The Nacho Story: "One time I went to the pub, there were these people, they ordered Nachos, they cost £5. But then when they came, all they were were some Doritos with some tomato sauce and cheese on, but they ate them anyway because they were £5."
A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
by ashy111111111111111 March 7, 2009
Get the Nacho Storymug. by The great divider August 15, 2008
Get the Nacho Cheesemug. While you're going down on a girl, you stick your nose in her vagina and blow a schnoz full of boogers in.
First accomplished by Dean Sundon.
First accomplished by Dean Sundon.
by DBsjXC January 9, 2009
Get the Snotty Nachomug. a self centered, self serving and completely clueless person who focuses on how best to get back at another, even at the expense of those who should be close and dear to them.
usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.
usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.
by kitten~ June 19, 2008
Get the butt nachomug. by Thomas McDaniels November 23, 2009
Get the Beefy Nachomug. using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008
Get the topless nachosmug.