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hot nacho

Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.
Would you like a hot nacho?
by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017
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Nacho Story

A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story' but now is a wider term used for other like stories.
The Nacho Story: "One time I went to the pub, there were these people, they ordered Nachos, they cost £5. But then when they came, all they were were some Doritos with some tomato sauce and cheese on, but they ate them anyway because they were £5."

A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
by ashy111111111111111 March 7, 2009
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Nacho Cheese

stop! that's nacho cheese it's mine!
by The great divider August 15, 2008
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Snotty Nacho

While you're going down on a girl, you stick your nose in her vagina and blow a schnoz full of boogers in.

First accomplished by Dean Sundon.
"Dude, I gave that bitch a snotty nacho the other night."
by DBsjXC January 9, 2009
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butt nacho

a self centered, self serving and completely clueless person who focuses on how best to get back at another, even at the expense of those who should be close and dear to them.

usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.
The butt nacho spent $2700 at a jewlery store, instead of paying his past due child support.
by kitten~ June 19, 2008
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Beefy Nacho

When you shit on a girls vagina and it looks like a beefy nacho meal, then you have to eat it
Hey baby you wanna be beefy nachod? well ima poop on your vaginals
by Thomas McDaniels November 23, 2009
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topless nachos

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008
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