Muffin

The adorable nickname Lauren German and Tom Ellis use for each other

Happy birthday Muffin

I’ve been trying to get Muffin Top out of her trailer for hours
Muffin humor

by ✨bepositive✨ August 28, 2020

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Muffin

A muffin is a piece of bread with no arms or legs. It is usually orange.

Hi muffin

by averynunu October 27, 2018

muffin

Another way of saying a male genitals; censored version; slang/code for whenever you need to say the word

-"Omg, I heard that this person's muffin is huge!"
-"really? I heard his muffin was really tiny!"

by Dictionary_dude(?) December 3, 2020

Muffin

The word you use when a person commits a dumb or stupid action to an excessive amount.

Russel is a Muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

muffin

a hot hippie chick

the lawn at the show was full of muffins

by Bones August 13, 2003

Muffin

|verb|
When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers.

**Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)

Dude 1: hey what's up man?

Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin.

Dude 1: What?

(muffin is served)

Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips!!!!

by This line is blank July 26, 2009