Matteo pompilii

Matteo pompilii - the Italian stallion, this is an act in love which consists of 2 men

Did you do the matteo pompilii last night

by EpicGuxximan June 14, 2023

matteo

when the gift of God is a fuckboi

Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo

by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025

Matteo

Matteo is a true deluded for love. he loves a girl but she does not reciprocate his love and every time he sees her with someone, he explodes with jealousy. matteo after all is a sweet guy.

matteo loves manga

by idkmynamebutisayhello November 21, 2021

Matteo

Big Retard go boom boom, disabled, plays basketball on sand inside a tank

Guy: Whats up Matteo
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER

by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023

Matteo

Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart

„Matteo is better than Olof"

by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021

Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.

person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.

by qetyuioo May 4, 2022

Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.

« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »

by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022