My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show

Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!

by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023

My mom

A person with a big fat heart ,is sweat and kind

My mom is not her jo voetsek

by Sugaboi October 1, 2020

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017

Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom

Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom

by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022

i hate my mom

Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real

“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between

by Plossom chan November 23, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

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