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Lodge Fags

People that participate in secret societies that meet in lodges that commit homosexual acts as part of their blackmailing process for continued membership. ( e.g. Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"
I don't associate with lodge fags. (Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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bone lodge

A designated shack you go to bang chicks usually out in the middle of no where with a jug of human piss on the front porch.
Later I'm gonna take her to my bone lodge.

This bone lodge smells like piss like a jug.

I think someone pissed in your bone lodge.
by TheVillain420 July 10, 2023
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The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
by kingwotzit July 19, 2023
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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lodge lung

When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)
1. I just worked a 12 hour shift and have a wicked case of lodge lung fml
by thomasduhgoat December 1, 2021
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lodge park academy

A shit school in Corby where the teachers (mr John English) hit the kids and the food is mouldy
dr akgul: hi
Miss irons: lodge park academy
by Miss shafei February 7, 2022
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