lodge lung

When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)

1. I just worked a 12 hour shift and have a wicked case of lodge lung fml

by thomasduhgoat December 1, 2021

bone lodge

A designated shack you go to bang chicks usually out in the middle of no where with a jug of human piss on the front porch.

Later I'm gonna take her to my bone lodge.

This bone lodge smells like piss like a jug.

I think someone pissed in your bone lodge.

by TheVillain420 July 10, 2023

Lodge

Saying you'll go/be at a place or party only to dog the boys and not show at all.

Old mate isn't coming tonight, pulling a "lodge"

by Incredibat December 22, 2020

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

Lodged

The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace

Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"

by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018