Keytard

In online gaming and forums, a person who consistently fails at typing. This includes, but is not limited to: TYPING IN ALL CAPS, nevner correetcing typeios, neglecting to use punctuation (in cases where it is vital), and using excessive special characters!!!!!!!!!!@!>>>>!>>@!

Joshrcool: HAY WHATS TEH FASTERST WAY TO BEATT THSI BOSS MY GRUOP HASNT BEAT HIM YET??????????????????? <3333333333333 ANYONE THA THLEPS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmopwnage: You fail, keytard.

by Jason Hollowell December 23, 2008

Keeta

Princess fantasy

She saturated my sleep, keeta in my dreams

by Keeta November 12, 2003

Kentaco Bell

Kentaco Bell is the bastard stepsister of the kentacohut. It houses only KFC and Taco Bell, sans Hut.

"Want to hit up the taco bell on Irving Park?"

"Shichess that's a Kentaco Bell, I'm getting some popcorn chicken."

by MuffinPark May 9, 2005

Keta

The sweetest of ladies. She tends to look like a Disney princess and has a rocking athletic body. She is kind and funny and full of adventure.

That girl is a Keta, I just want to hang out!

by CeeJB August 25, 2012

ketan

A common name for a ripped, tank brown guy who is a sex god.

I wish my boyfriend was more of a ketan

by xXxJasPerxXx November 25, 2011

Ketapus Groove

The Ketapus ‘Groove or dance is when a person or persons partaking in the consumption of Ketamin on which the body moves to the beat as if the individual was floating and has little control over there external limbs, often relatable to a squid or octopus are performed. Regularly performed to underground music, House, techno and in other rave cultures.

Look at Leah doing the Ketapus Groove!

by Ketapus February 24, 2018

Ketameme

when you rail ketamine and look at memes

Gnarly Marlee was melting into her chair, doing a ketameme and scrolling through facebook.

by Bartender670000 July 28, 2020