jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?

"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"

by seeker6079 April 10, 2006

jeebuzz

its like another way of saying oh my gosh or jeeeez , crazy or WTF

him: Did you hear about the shooting yesterday?
me: No, did anyone die?
him: Yes a 5 year old girl did.
me: Jeebuzz!

by sheSURELYelite <3 January 24, 2011

jeezy

slang for a gram; usually of marijuana.

Yo lets pick up a jeezy fool.

by p-cizzle December 27, 2007

young jeezy

Some rapper that keeps saying "jeah!" and "yeeeaaaahhhh" in his songs. He also has his Snowman clothing line which basically is a shirt with an angry snowman and says "Trap or Die" or "I Got That Snow" somewhere on the shirt.

Young jeezy ft Akon: This ain't a rap song, nigga this is my life (this is my life)
And if the hood was a battlefield then I'd earn stripes (Yeah)

by Some Homey December 22, 2005

Oh Em Jeezy

The ghetto alternative of 'Oh Em Gee.'

"Oh em jeezy tha G-life ain't easy... bay-bay"

by j0sieebby August 13, 2009

heebie jeebies

scared as hell

Man....spiders give me the heebie jeebies!

by The Crack Jackal October 12, 2003

jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.

Jebus loves you all!

by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005