Japs

Japanese Assassins Pumped on Speed
Best Online Gaming Clan EVER!
www.japsclan.com
by w00b December 13, 2003
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japped

getting your entire existence roasted by a japanese person
"i ate your dog"
"Bro, you just got japped!"
by jacob_mitchell2 February 23, 2017
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Jap

A very funny person. Unintentional comedian. The occasional racist. A fake Celtics fan. He thinks people laugh with him, but they are really laughing at him. He is also a bloody fool.
You just pulled a Jap.
by raptors012 December 08, 2013
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dem fuckin japs aint neva gon mouth off at me agen, fuckin chinkz
by BabyBlaza December 14, 2003
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Jap

To masturbate, originated from the slang for Japanese, since they are always masturbating.
Example:
What's Matsuoka doing?
Oh as usual, he's just japping.

Yo, isn't that babe jappable?
(In this case, it means she is hot enough for you to jap while staring at her picture.)
by pierre dyslmbt February 12, 2009
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A new horrific craze sweeping the nation from small children to German underground bondage sex shows. What be this sickness I hear you ask. It's the painful and unholy act of shoving objects (dildo's if you will) down one's jap eye.

It is in no way recomended and will leave lasting damage both physical and psychological.
"See that tree branch? I'll bet that makes for some good japping!"

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone Tom, I was too busy japping one.. pencil's are sharp."
by Alex J J July 10, 2006
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Japped

When a electronic device quits working or works in a way you dont like because it was made in Japan or China in sweatshops and is constructed poorly.
Tom- the stupid printer japped again
Miss Kowalski- what is that supposed to mean
Tom- it's a piece of shit foreign made garbage
by Paul Richard October 31, 2007
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