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how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
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I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you
Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !
by Iceypimp July 25, 2019
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I wish you would

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.
Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.
by Amy Williford December 14, 2008
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I thought it would be funny

An excuse someone uses when they just did something wrong
Audra: Mrs. lady jr hit me

Mrs.Lady: Jr why did you do that

Jr: I thought it would be funny
by Litty Kitty Squad November 11, 2018
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I Figured You Would Say That

The finishing line of Daphne Sutton, a.k.a. The Queen of Accountability. When she says this, you’re about to be held accountable. Good luck.
by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025
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