Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

Hooch

The hole on the top of the penis (male organ)

Suck the cum out of my hooch

by Urbanbishhgggh July 17, 2017

hooch device

slang word for celluar device

Ed, Greg, Kevin, are on there hooch devices !

by pandiiiiiiiii dandiiiiiiiii April 26, 2010

Hooch-hiker

A female who dresses and looks like a hoochie while hitchhiking, hence Hooch-hiker.

Oh shit, look at that Hooch-hiker! I'm pulling over and giving her a ride!

by Hoochie momma 0414 August 25, 2018

Hooch Mooch

Someone who freeloads other people's alcohol.

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."

by Maveryq December 2, 2020

Hooching

When a girl/boy is really ugly.

‘Wow, look at her she is hooching!’

by clarkehoocher April 28, 2020

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022