Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
by LigmaSawconNigga August 28, 2022
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Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away
When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker
by The International Meatpickle November 21, 2018
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ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
by jay big daddy w June 13, 2018
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hitchhike in the rain

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.
My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.
by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017
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fancy hitchhiker

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.
He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.
by Silverlining March 08, 2015
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Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
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