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pile drive helicopter

Sex position where a woman would do a tripod hand stand (resting on her head and palms with her knees on her elbows) while the man is inserted while laying facedown with arms and legs splayed out. The man would then use the bed post or another solid object to spin himself with his arms and legs stuck out perpendicular to his body like the rotors of a helicopter. See also funky Donnie fritz
My main wiener man is hella good at the pile drive helicopter! It tickles my beaver just right!
by dingleberrymcgee January 30, 2015
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helicopter parent

The bane of the dean's existence. The parent who hovers and flaps his wings while the kid lives in his shadow. Particularly prevalent at high-priced colleges, where parents feel obliged (or entitled) to intervene on issues down to the candlepower of the lightbulbs.
Yes, helicopter parent, your intentions are good, but that rotor of yours is causing a din.--Felix Carroll, Albany Times Union, January 27, 2005
by Buce September 5, 2005
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attack helicopter gender

A gender that is the best.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter gender.
by stinkysmellycat May 27, 2016
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Helicopter Kitty

Codeword derived from Waterdance's twitch tv stream meaning "The sound is choppy".

Once upon a time there was a streamer called Waterdance and in her computer,soon to arrive, lay a dormant helicopter kitty.

When she decided it was time to start streaming. The epicness of the stream woke the kitty and in a blinding rage it attacked, disrupting Waterdance's stream sound.

Although many regard the legend of helicopter kitty to be pure, unadulterated evil, some worship it as a kind of God, wary of it's powers.

The helicopter kitty is thought by many as mere legend but it was not quite defeated, but sealed away in the murky depths of Waterdance's computer.
Person 1: Oh no the sound is all choppy.

Water: Oh no, helicopter kitty is back...

Everyone: =O
by Cult of Helicopter Kitty October 25, 2011
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Chinese helicopter pilot

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.
"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006
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Helicunter

1. A vagina rotational movement similar to Helicockter, but in female version.

It is usually used as counter attack to Helicockter.

When the penis rotates inside the vagina clockwise, the female counter attacks it by rotating the vagina anti-clockwise, and vice versa, so the penis will twist and bend to one side and lose its proper functional at the moment. *But in some cases, overly thrust and followed by quick sudden rotational may cause its dysfunctional permanently.

In worst cases, It may cause a broken bone and/or inability of the males to effect sexual reproduction.

2. A circle-swinging vagina movement that most women do after shower, usually intended to dry the external and internal area from water to avoid vaginal wet mount (vaginal smear).
Example 1:

"How was your night, John?"

"Shit, man, she attacked me back." (John limps to the refrigerator to get some ice cubes)

Example 2:

"I want to marry and have some kids from you, baby."

"No way." (helicunter engages)

*crack*

Example 3:

"Jenny, are you sure he has condoms for tonight? He doesn't even have a bright future!"

"Who need condoms when we have helicunter?"
by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014
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Oral Helicopter

1. Female receiving - The oral sex giver performs quick succinct circles around the clitoris with medium to heavy pressure until the receiver quakes with a force likened to a helicopter. The giver should maintain a tight grip on the hips of the female as she is likely to involuntarily pull away in moments of intense pleasure.

2. Male receiving - The oral sex giver rotates the head in a semi-circular pattern when going up and down the shaft providing both horizontal and vertical stimulation. This technique, when done correctly, is usually met with comments such as, "that is the BEST blow job ever."

Both thought to be urban legends, the male and female versions of the oral helicopter are becoming more commonplace in our increasingly sexually experimentative times.
Jeff's oral helicopter incited the most intense orgasm that Mary had ever had. Mary then returned the favor, eliciting a very similar response.
by TheScariest October 14, 2009
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