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Steve Harley 

Lead singer of 1970s glam rock band 'Cockney Rebel'. After 3 of the 5 founding members walked out because of some dispute or another, Harley changed the name to 'Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel' in 1975. With this, the band had a number one single with 'Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)', which has been covered 130 times since. However, the band also has some phenomenal songs such as 'Death Trip', 'Mr Soft', and 'Sebastian'. He was notorious for an almost-arrogant stance in the 1970s but this has worn off with time, and, despite being 69, he still plays over 60 live dates per year, many in an acoustic format.
Did you hear that Steve Harley, out of Cockney Rebel, has just been caught speeding and fined £1000. Let's all download 'Come Up And See Me Make Me Smile' to help him pay it off. Everyone loves that song, you can't trust someone who doesn't like that song.
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one of the hottest people you can meet, he will make you jizz in your pants on sight.
have you seen sexy harley? he’s so hot
sexy harley by Raiixz January 21, 2022

Kick start my harley 

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!
So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley

Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson 

The act of getting a non-paid sloppy at the back of your local Harley Davidson store, usually as part of some kind of promotion.
Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there

Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson