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Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 5, 2019
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Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)
I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned
by qwerty_not June 22, 2006
mugGet the Beach Harpoonmug.

Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.
That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!
by Dockerz March 30, 2017
mugGet the Pass the harpoonmug.

Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)
Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”
by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018
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harpoon run

A prolonged distance where one must travel fast to avoid harpoons that are fired at them.
harpoon runs are a common game type in Happy Wheels
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016
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