Iowa City Gimlet

The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.

Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.

by Mimi’s polygottus October 4, 2022

half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.

Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!

by Half a Gimptard inc December 8, 2023

Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half a gimptard

When one of your parents is a gimptard and the other is normal

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dads a regular person

by Half a Gimptard inc January 14, 2024