Gerri

Gerri is a rough woman (typically found in the south) She can be found in a all woman motorcycle club has a eagle tattoo or 3 wears fingerless gloves, drinks all day never drunk, chain smokes and rocks a short hair cut. Gerri is loyal swears a lot somehow has multiple ex boyfriends who she calls in her roledex every time she goes to jail. Everyone somehow owes Gerri a favor. She fixes cars settles domestic disputes before the cops arrive and has been in multiple or started bar fights! No one fucks with Gerri! Gerri is always at family gatherings reminding everyone “we family” even if they just met or she crashed your family reunion at the park Gerri will be back same time next year. Gerri is always in someone’s crazy story even if it’s 2 in one day at 3 different events. No one knows if Gerri works as the Fry Cook at the busted restaurant on the other end of town, owns the dive bar or manages the local trailer park. Gerri is a mystery and a statement.

She busted a bottle over Sheriff Rick’s head then pulled his engine and they hugged it out. She’s a Gerri through and through!

by SoSmokeUmz March 2, 2025

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