Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

Rooster Sauce

Slang for the hot sauce Sriracha, known for its picture of a rooster on the bottle.

Pass me some of that rooster sauce, I'm going to put some on my hamburger.

by 156298 July 27, 2014

Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).

Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!

by Blue Topaz February 10, 2011

Tennessee Rooster

When after a long night of drinking, a male or female masturbates while fingering his or her own butt hole.

Richard gave himself a Tennessee Rooster after partying too hard in Athens, GA.

by D Lee's 12 Inch Wang September 13, 2009

Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly

Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.

by M T Cross March 11, 2015