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Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"
He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "
by RC3Industries October 10, 2009
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Rooster Eggs

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”
by Chef Big George May 23, 2020
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Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.
Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
by muhk33 October 23, 2011
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Sweet Roosters

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.
1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?
by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009
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Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).
Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!
by Blue Topaz February 27, 2011
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rooster jaws

a protruding vagina in a very tight par of jeans,shorts or swim suit (another varity of camel toe)
Dude!, Did you see the Rooster Jaws on that Hottie?
Ya man,what a pair of Jaws
by fruityassbastard November 23, 2009
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Rooster Sauce

Slang for the hot sauce Sriracha, known for its picture of a rooster on the bottle.
Pass me some of that rooster sauce, I'm going to put some on my hamburger.
by 156298 July 27, 2014
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