Fig Bitch

A cunning, witty and slightly sweet bitch; way beyond basic bitch; definitely not your average bitch, but not a Mensa bitch either.

One who advocates for themselves in a toxic environment, where everyone is afraid to speak up.

Miriam's boss asked that she come to the office on her day off to go over some data. She had to put her Fig Bitch hat on and tell her boss that she couldn't because she was busy taking care of her sick grandmother.

by risaroxx October 30, 2020

moldy fig

(n.) A term used (mainly by beboppers) to describe someone whose musical tastes are old or out of date.

"Did you hear what John was playing at his party last night? Man, that guy is such a moldy fig."

by DJ MoldyFig September 15, 2017

Fig Sniffer

The act of sniffing one's vagina.

Hamish is such a fig sniffer.

by GreyLady June 28, 2011

Fig Flicker

someone who flicks a males testicles

Michael is a Fig Flicker

by metallicballz February 12, 2010

fig roll

A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lower gut. Due to the biscuity exterior it is never used for figging.

"Say Jimmy, what's that your noshing on?"
"A fig roll, they're divine"

by Curious Gregor July 24, 2006

ginger fig

A red headed faggot

Joey is such a ginger fig

by #TOSK February 20, 2017

Figs Out

When a mans wang is sticking out of the pee hole in his boxers.

Larry woke up and answered the door in his boxers, little did he know he was Figs Out.

by Crack O Da Ass December 8, 2004