farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 08, 2015
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farty four

this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!
I just carn-holed myself on Hwy. farty four!
by K-Bitch September 28, 2010
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Farty Party

A party where a bunch of men fart into every room they walk into
"My best friend, Liam came over and threw a farty party in my house"
by TheElementalGuy February 02, 2025
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Farty Party

When a man farts into every room they enter, commonly used as a way to attract attention from people, mainly women.
"My friend, Liam, came over and threw a Farty Party in the house"
by TheElementalGuy February 03, 2025
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Farti

He is a nice guy but you don't know him that well he probably doesn't like you.
Farti likes dick
by Im the best person ever March 27, 2019
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Farty Hardy

when you
when
when you fart
when you farty hardy
by drhelvetica July 12, 2021
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Farty

One kid: My name is finger!

Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
by FartMaster420Ho341938284738 November 21, 2022
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