When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 08, 2015
this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!
by K-Bitch September 28, 2010
by TheElementalGuy February 02, 2025
When a man farts into every room they enter, commonly used as a way to attract attention from people, mainly women.
by TheElementalGuy February 03, 2025
by Im the best person ever March 27, 2019
by drhelvetica July 12, 2021
One kid: My name is finger!
Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
by FartMaster420Ho341938284738 November 21, 2022