Failture

lol@ mousey looking for this.. dummy

mousey is a failture @ life

by crumb October 10, 2004

Fuilty

Guilty in other words
which originated from a typo

You are definately fuilty

by skeenus.._ January 16, 2008

Failtard

A word derived from fail.

Simply put, it means that the person it was directed to is fail, and also a retard hence failtard.

It is usually used when someone says something that is utter fail and is also retarded.

Person One: OMFGBBQROX, did you see that?

Person Two: *sigh* Fucking failtard.

by Andiie January 12, 2010

Frailty

Just whining about life and being really weak. Most frailties have a "bird chest", or a chest that is virtually non-existent. Also, frailties usually break their bones during sports such as basketball. They can not keep up with the competition and will frail out whenever given the opportunity.

"I'm always called Frailty because I can't seem to beat Patty at golf and certainly could never win a 1 on 1 basketball game. I am so fragile that I can barely move on my own strength

by Son JAy April 8, 2009

faulty crop-sprayer

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`

Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions

"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

Failtilla

a political protest that is completely rocked and fails miserably

Can you believe it? National tree hugging day was going to be success until it was Failtillad out of existence.

Hey fellow unknowledgable hippie, isn't it a shame we were not able to defend Hamas' right to kill innocent Israeli children? If only Greece had not failtillad our flotilla....

by niumimj July 10, 2011