executive producer

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

by anonkm June 27, 2017

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

executive box

A senior female business executive

That executive box has a hot bitchy resting face.

by iflyaround March 28, 2016

executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

executive order

Unless its Trumps E.O. and a bunch of American hating Americans against him. Executive orders are orders issued by United States Presidents and directed towards officers and agencies of the Federal government of the United States. Executive orders have the full force of law, based on the authority derived from statute or the Constitution itself.

Trump signed a second executive order to save us.However obama's home state's federal judge the china looking guy blocked it.

by jayn3al March 19, 2017

Executive Stiletto

To be sabatoged by a higher ranking company official(s) in order to get you to resign because they have no plausable way to terminate you and are threatened by your possible success.

Mr. Jones is playing a game of executive stiletto. He knows I can do my job and do it well. The highers ups know who really produces for the company and he feels threatened by my performance.

by MrsH04 July 24, 2011