People who use this word in every sentence they speak, because they think it's sounds so cool, but really, EPIC FAIL. I'm gonna predict a few things about you if you love saying the word EPIC every 8 seconds.
First prediction, You smoke meth!!
Second prediction, you have children that you never see or take care of. Cause kids are so not EPIC.
Third prediction, you are on probation and probably still need to finish drug counseling.
Fourth prediction, you live at your parents house. The Rents are so not EPIC either, you know...
Fifth prediction, you had a 2013 Ford Focus, that was silver, lied to your boyfriend that you love him, would never hurt him and you promised to pay the monthly car note. Then you take said Ford focus, use it to drive yourself to different drug dealers and prostitute yourself for some meth. Then you proceed to fall asleep while driving and totally wreck the only nice thing you will ever get to drive, and still be lying to your boyfriend telling him that you wanna work things out and your loyal. Loyalty, not to your boyfriend, but loyal to the foil, because now your also smoking heroin on top of the meth, and now we're also shooting up meth.
Sixth prediction, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know this last one, you will spend part or most of 2022 in jail!!
Bet??
First prediction, You smoke meth!!
Second prediction, you have children that you never see or take care of. Cause kids are so not EPIC.
Third prediction, you are on probation and probably still need to finish drug counseling.
Fourth prediction, you live at your parents house. The Rents are so not EPIC either, you know...
Fifth prediction, you had a 2013 Ford Focus, that was silver, lied to your boyfriend that you love him, would never hurt him and you promised to pay the monthly car note. Then you take said Ford focus, use it to drive yourself to different drug dealers and prostitute yourself for some meth. Then you proceed to fall asleep while driving and totally wreck the only nice thing you will ever get to drive, and still be lying to your boyfriend telling him that you wanna work things out and your loyal. Loyalty, not to your boyfriend, but loyal to the foil, because now your also smoking heroin on top of the meth, and now we're also shooting up meth.
Sixth prediction, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know this last one, you will spend part or most of 2022 in jail!!
Bet??
by Mr. Kanunu Batuna December 09, 2021
by IM SO FRIKING HUNGRY August 25, 2020
Used to infer something is cool as heck, or really epic. And if you're looking this up, you're most likely to be epic. But of course, Epic Games doesn't count.
That kid that just screamed: "I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS AND I'LL GET ALL DIAMONDS FROM MINECRAFT" is an epic legend.
by Someone very epic December 12, 2020
a word that is so overused and you make fun of the people who say it by saying it and then you start saying it and then you're one of the people who say it a lot
someone: that was such an epic game
me: haha yeah EPIC
**2 months later**
me: guys that game was epic
me: those are some epic shoes
me: wow how epic
me: haha yeah EPIC
**2 months later**
me: guys that game was epic
me: those are some epic shoes
me: wow how epic
by PaisleyH April 10, 2019
by epicmanmaker May 17, 2021
Dude, that was very epic
by GoodDefinitionsGuy June 05, 2019