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envelope.

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Manila Envelope

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Envelope Treatment

To lick a woman and stuff her full

I gave that woman the envelope treatment last night!

by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025