Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope
by R1ftWalk3r February 11, 2016
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orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017
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