Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

Elk Creek

Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!

(Elk Creek) is a country town.

by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009

Elke

Elke is the most special girl you will ever meet. She’s humble, kind, forgiving and the best therapist in town. She brings people together and will never fail to put a smile on their face, her smile can light up an entire city after dark. Her energy is golden and her gut feeling is always right, if you ever find Elke, keep her close and never let her go.

“I’m feeling down”
“Go see Elke”

by Flowellis59 November 21, 2021

Elke

The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…

Wow, look at that girl, that’s a real Elke.
I would love to have an Elke in my life.

by Molje November 24, 2021

Elke

Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.

Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’

by Heiwusbsysy6866!|€{+ October 12, 2021

Elk Look

A man who has the look of someone who has been through war or tough times. He looks tanned, grizzled, experienced, with sinewy muscle, as described by Tim Kennedy referring to senior Special Forces types.

After so many combat tours, my team leader had that "Elk Look".

by Polynikes March 29, 2024

Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.

"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?

by Bgats9 September 10, 2020