When a girl has diarrhea and shits herself and you let it dry and then put grape jelly around her anus and eat it out while watching the sunset on the beach
Guy: I’m hungry asf!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over
Guy: perfect and suns just setting!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over
Guy: perfect and suns just setting!
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024
put a mask on your girls head, Hit it from behind, run turn off the light and have your friend that's been hiding finish it off
by Murkany April 01, 2017
by Lucas Watzenrode September 13, 2018
Usually used when referring to something that is somehow affiliated to the east coast. This phrase is also used when referring to a person's actions, an article of clothing, an object, et cetera, and how they relate to east coast stereotypes.
When using the phrase, that's so east coast, usually, you would hear it come from "east coasters" (people who were born on the east coast) or from people who were born on the west coast who think they are as cool and preppy as the east coasters.
When using the phrase, that's so east coast, usually, you would hear it come from "east coasters" (people who were born on the east coast) or from people who were born on the west coast who think they are as cool and preppy as the east coasters.
C: You know what I've been loving recently?
A: What?
C: Pizza! Especially New York style.
A: Oh my God. that's so east coast!
C: I know, right?
A: What?
C: Pizza! Especially New York style.
A: Oh my God. that's so east coast!
C: I know, right?
by imagirlatRLS January 02, 2019
A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out
See also west coast wash
See also west coast wash
by CarmenTheStripper August 08, 2022
A say used by people who live on the East coast of America to express superiority over people from elsewhere in terms to time zones differences, cultural differences, weather differences, etc. This is because the East coast and EST timezone are the chads of geography and time.
Brit: " We'll begin a noon."
East coast guy 1: "*7am"
East coast guy 2: "East coast gang"
East coast guy 1: "East coast gang"
East coast guy 1: "*7am"
East coast guy 2: "East coast gang"
East coast guy 1: "East coast gang"
by therealbobcat February 11, 2019
Two men and a woman, traditionally of Asian descent (the men) who go for jogs or bike rides and then bang. This was made common in the Canadian city of Halifax, Nova Scotia.
by Halifax Moosejaw July 28, 2024