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Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.
Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"
by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020
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Dickening

Like 'sickening' but when you're being made sick to the stomach by people who are being dicks or dicking about.
How much did they charge you for parking?

Nothing for the first hour and then $100,000,000 per hour after...

Didn't you read the sign?

They didn't have a sign...

That's dickening.
by Munkeis Oonkel December 18, 2018
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What the Dickens?

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."
by Tony du Angletere March 20, 2022
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big dicken

a very large boy
"Big dicken bought a family meal all to himself!"
by obeshaopp September 10, 2023
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Max Dickens

A man who can not have any doubters. Love if wrestling and alter ego named DD. Are we cool?
Max Dickens- You da man bro. Are we cool. Can’t have any doubters.
by Deeper Daddy February 21, 2020
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dicken

Self Explanatory, it is a dick chicken.
"Eat my dicken, bitch."
by yikester January 23, 2018
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Holy Dickens

An expression used by snobby intellectuals to express their astonishment.
Person 1: good afternoon, have you seen the new Avengers movie?
Person 2: Holy Dickens?! you watch that crap; oh well, what did I expect from someone who wears Fila Disruptors
by awdoajwfa21312 October 22, 2019
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