taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon
that shit was crocodile dung
by slippysloppyfuckers November 13, 2009
by TNYELLELR December 02, 2016
by Hanges_wifey June 11, 2022
When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.
My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.
by The Saudi price July 26, 2021
Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
by katiosfingers July 09, 2021
Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.
Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)
by Woofa August 30, 2012
by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011