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by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
Get the CONGRATULATIONS mug.When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
Get the A Proper Engagement Congratulations mug.Angry video game nerd: Conglatulation? This story is happy end? You feel strongth welling in your body? Return to start point, Challenge again? Is "Congratulations" to hard to spell?
Jim: I did it! i beat this battle in Clash of clans!
Jim's dad: Conglatulation! You just wasted $5!
Jim: I did it! i beat this battle in Clash of clans!
Jim's dad: Conglatulation! You just wasted $5!
by Koopinator January 13, 2016
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Get the congratulotions mug.John: I got the promotion to HR Specialist III today!
Mary: That's great--allow me to offer you my congratfelations.
John: Oh hells yeah!
Mary: That's great--allow me to offer you my congratfelations.
John: Oh hells yeah!
by Milfia January 7, 2010
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