by Rick Dicknipples March 27, 2007
Get the closing bitchmug. 1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).
1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?
by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008
Get the Making The Closingmug. a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.
Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.
by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010
Get the closed bookmug. noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Hero and Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.
Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"
Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".
Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".
by imnotrobert October 21, 2008
Get the Closed For Tonightmug. Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.
by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010
Get the crystal closemug. My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020
Get the covid closedmug. When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
Get the Close Readingmug.