closing bitch

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.
"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"
by Rick Dicknipples March 23, 2007
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Making The Closing

1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).
1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?
by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008
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closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.
Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.
by johnnyplaylax June 29, 2010
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Closed For Tonight

noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Hero and Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.
Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"

Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".
by imnotrobert September 07, 2008
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closed pass

to give someone a closed pass is to ignore them as you walk past them, after having been walking in the opposite direction towards each other. i.e. keeping your head down, not making eye contact.

the opposite is an open pass, in which you acknowledge the other person, giving them eye contact and/or a smile and/or a greeting as you pass them.
mate, i saw that guy that i hooked up with on wednesday night in the arts building today. it was well awkward! i was so embarrassed, i gave him a closed pass.
by grimeywords May 24, 2007
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Close Reading

When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.

Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.

Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?

Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.

Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?

Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 06, 2021
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close pals

David Walliams and Simon Cowell are close pals
by Lehkonen April 24, 2018
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