Cleveland Stanley Steamer 

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

Cleveland Stanley Steamer by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Cleveland Brown Steamer

The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.

Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"

Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."

Tyler "That's just nasty"

Cleveland Brown Steamer by JerryzBerryz69 April 12, 2026

southern cleveland eagle steamer 

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.

Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.

southern cleveland eagle steamer by Poopfuckdickburn April 23, 2024

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer 

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014

cleaveland steamer 

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

cleaveland steamer by montez May 8, 2003

Cleaveland steamer 

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

Cleaveland steamer by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

cleavland steamer 

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

cleavland steamer by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003