Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."

by TheStreetShatter March 18, 2020

Chopstick

Using two fingers to masturbate.

My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

tennessee chopsticks

Gayly and enthusiastically using your pointer and middle finger to penetrate 4th base whilst tongue punching the fart box.

Quinn gladly used his Tennessee chopsticks on Jeff last night after a long night downtown.

by Meatball613 September 7, 2016

Chopsticks

When two men use the same urnal.

Bruh, why are you going chopsticks with me?

by AJK475 August 20, 2016

Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

Mr. Chopsticks

An individual from Scotland with white hair.

LOL get a load of Mr. Chopsticks over there!

OK, Mr. Chopsticks.

by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022