Chopsticks

funny stick to pick up stuff

i eat Chopsticks

by a doorhandle August 03, 2023

Chopstick

Slang for Asian woman.

I just had sex with a chopstick, best night ever.

by qjz July 21, 2020

chopstick

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by i suck horse cock June 11, 2020

Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."

by TheStreetShatter March 19, 2020

Chopstick

Using two fingers to masturbate.

My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Chopsticks

A tool not dissimilar to the hammer or sextant, created by those of the orient. It is often used to transfer food from one location to another (usually the mouth) as a replacement to using one's own hands.

Elizabeth had the discernible distinction of being both white in tone of skin and also being adept with a pair of chopsticks.

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by Literalblackpeople January 06, 2017

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021