Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020

Nipple Chipotle

When a women Squeezes her Breast, And Out comes Fecal Matter (AKA Shit) From eating too much Chipotle, and Holding In the Chipotle That she refuses to get rid of, at the time.

During Sex

Jerrad:DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE A NIPPLE CHIPOTLE SHOT, AT ME! THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING JANNET

by Masturbation Beating off May 8, 2019

Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.

"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."

by thepoetix May 27, 2014

Chipotle Run

The streaks left on your undergarments and the shits after a nights run with friends to your local Chipotle.

I had the Chipotle runs this morning after hitting it up lastnight after the bar.

by Darth Raw October 30, 2014

chipotle castle

What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.

I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.

by Johnny Green October 26, 2015

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

chipotle club

a group of the phattest cats around. they go and eat burttios while talkin about problems with their bitches. no lame-os allowed.

Daniel: Can Megan come?
Chipotle Club: Damn son, whats the deal?
Stevo: I like Real Madrid.
Chip and Daniel: YOU FUCKING NAZI

by oh you know February 23, 2005