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Chipotle period

Chipotle period. After you eat chipotle for a month and bleed out of your ass for 7 days.
I can't come out today man... I got my chipotle period...
by Reklaw January 13, 2013
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chipotle blumpkin

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.
jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.
by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006
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Chipotle Effect

The effect where consuming a meal at Chipotle will severely delay the effects of alcohol drank afterward, until it all hits you at once.
Dude I kept taking shot after shot last night cuz I wasn't getting drunk and it hit me like a ton of bricks an hour later. I think it was the Chipotle effect after that burrito bowl.
by pizzascubbler May 17, 2016
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chipotle asshole

commonly known as the red ass, or if you eat a spicy mexican meal the day after you will probably have a chipotle asshole.
After Jonathan competeted in the jalapeno eating contest he had a chipotle asshole for a week
by T-bone 1 February 12, 2007
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Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

OR

When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..
by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009
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Chipotle Hot

1:Exceeding the above average attractiveness to the opposite sex.
2: An attractive couple.

3: The opposite of Fugly
1:John Stamos is chipotle hot!

2: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Chipotle Hot
by Max and Kim November 27, 2011
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Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.
"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."
by thepoetix May 27, 2014
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