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angry chester

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016
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Chester Springs

A beautiful, lovely and picteresque tiny town on the Upper Western Main Line which is mainly known for its legendary horse farms as well as the Ludwig's Corner Horse Show and Country Fair(Eagle Hunt Club).

Residents like the lack of pretension associated with most Main Line towns. Lifestyle here is definitely more laid back than in Gladwyne or Bryn Mawr. Kids don't have Agnes Irwin here but they do have the fab Waldorf School and Seven Stars Organic Farm.

Parents still sport their designer wardrobe but they seem to not be as concerned with status as most of the other Mainliners do.

Life is great in Chester Springs. The highlight of everyone's day is to drive up and down Rte 401 during any season (Spring and Fall being the best), rolling down car's windows, taking a deep breath and smelling the fresh air, grass, trees, even the lovely farms. In the Fall the scenery is beyond magnificent, with foliage comparable to any major New England town.

Chester Springs residents are proud of their address, 19425 is not only the hottest zip code on the Main Line but it is also the safest town in Chester County, and most likely in the top 25 safest town in the country.
Walking into the Upper Uwchlan police station and seeing the cops being the guys you went to high school with.

Walking into the Chester Springs post office and seeing your friends. The town has a great atmosphere, friendly folk living here.
by ChesterSpringsresident March 7, 2008
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chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.
The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.
by erin October 26, 2004
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cheesy chester

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009
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Pulling a chester

Chester bennington the lead singer of linkin park was pulling a chester in his home
by Pullingachester July 27, 2017
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Juul chester

It comes worst at night. That feeling of heavy weight and sharp pains in your lungs, usually just seconds or minutes after that last juul rip before tucking it in for bed. Sometimes you can’t tell if your lungs are failing or if it’s just the sweet goodnight kiss from mr. juul himself.
“No joke i SWEAR my lungs were failing last night. i couldn’t breathe from the sharp pains!”

“no way man! that’s just juul chester, you’re fine.”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019
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Chester Charles

To hang yourself like Chester Charles.
by Daddy_3ric February 13, 2022
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