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Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
Storming of the US Capitol.
by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021
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Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.
by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009
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capitommunist

A person who thinks thinks communists had it right secretly but also don't want to be frowned upon by most modern societies.
You are such a capitommunist for loving America and China
by Uber Alles November 15, 2009
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cantolope

u are a cantolope
by binaries January 2, 2015
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Capo Geezy

Gianni

Gianni is the guy mythical legends are made about. He would have been a force of nature 500 years at The head of an army ruling as a king and cleaning house like the savage he is. A lion in human form.
Gianni Marchisello Broquard my dream come true is a lion in human form aka known as Capo Geezy
by capo8298 October 7, 2023
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Al Caponage

A level of Pwnage so extreme it equals getting your brains beaten out by a baseball bat, curtosy of Al Capone
Person 1: This morning I fell down the stairs, dislocating my shoulder and spilling burning hot coffee down my leg and 20 page hand-written dissitation

Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
by Ap Calzone July 6, 2009
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Popo er Capo

The one and only, undeniable, absolute Popo er Capo. The chief of chiefs. The Smash master. The Pizzeria Cesare emperor
A:I can`t wait to see the show tomorrow!
B: I can`t wait to tell you YOU ARE POPO ER CAPO
A:AND YOU ARE POPO ER MEJOOOO
B:EHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
A:EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH
by Ramingo April 9, 2022
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