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Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.
A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.
by Better ask somebody December 27, 2011
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fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun
Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot
by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017
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Capricorn

Before I say anything... CAPRICORNS ARE NOT BORING! They just tend to have strong emotions.

Typically have a heart shaped face with nice, dark hair to compliment it. Their eyes are their most noticeable feature, because anyone could get lost in them. They aren't slim, or curvy, they tend to be somewhere in the middle. They're usually average height.

We tend to stay away from the crowds, anywhere, making us introverted. Capricorns are smart, intelligent, determined, and ambitious. Don't get on our bad side, we will get back. Unfortunately, they tend to be shy at times, self-centered, and pessimistic.

In a relationship, capricorns are very passionate.. well once you get to know them. It can take quite a while for them to get used to you, so don't go too fast, or they'll look the other way. They are most compatible with Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio, and Taurus. They are least compatible with Libra, Aquarius and Gemini. They are admired by Aries.
She seems so boring. She must be a Capricorn...

A few days later after you got to know her...

I just met this girl named Ruby, and she's a capricorn! I love capricorns!
by craycake111 December 3, 2016
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carried

to be 'told off' or dissed
After a girl tells off a guy, a bystander might say to the dude, "Oh damn, you got carried!!!"
by Cara BG March 13, 2004
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Carrie Towel

The item a person uses to clean up his or her body fluids after masturbation.
Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
by RafalioCruz June 28, 2011
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capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.
by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006
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