1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
1. Noun: Example:
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
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Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.
Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.
Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'
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P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
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