basketball girls

The prettiest, smartest and funny girls! they are always happy and hyping everyone up... nothing can or will get in there way when u have a hard drive! they are way better than soccer players cause soccer players are 100% hoes

wow did u see those basketball girls playing last night!

yuh their booty... DAMNNN

by savage10101010101010101010 November 2, 2017

USA BASKETBALL

What it means to be a champion.

USA basketball is the best in the entire universe.

by InternationalBasketballSucks February 4, 2009

retarded basketball

retarded basketball is just like basketball but it's been improvised with some retarded ass rules. Here's how it goes. To check the ball you have to go into a squatting position and twerk while checking the ball. When you have possession of the ball, you do not run with it normally as you do in basketball. You run with your knees high, and your knees must be going to your left or your right only, NOT forward. When you dribble the ball, it can't touch the floor. You must hold the ball in one hang while you use your other hand to bang it like a set of bongo drums. To get points is just like basketball, except it doesn't have to go through the hoop. It just has to touch the net. But you can only throw the ball to the net in one way, over your head to your companion. When it makes contact with the net you do the mc hammer dance while going like "boom Shaka laka, boom Shaka laka".You pass the ball normally as you do in basketball and but you have to scream out to your teammate "PISS!!!". You block your opponent by flapping your arms like a bird and jumping up and down. When you get fouled, you lay down on the floor while everyone on your opponent's team does Gangnam style over you while singing the main verse of "The Fox " by Ylvis. Then they get points on a scale of 1-10 based on their performance. Remember 1 touch to the net is 1 point, from a 3 pointer it's 3 points. And the team at the end with the most points wins and does a victory dance.So there's the game, and it's rules.

Yo wanna play some retarded basketball later bro?

by Retardedbasketballcr38tor December 26, 2013

kentucky basketball

We live it. It's going into every season knowing that your team will be in the tournament. It's the illustrious history and tradition of a program that has won more games than any other. It's the legendary Adolph Rupp and his 876 wins, third all time. It's knowing that Duke's "tradition" is a joke and that Rick Pitino is a traitor for coaching Louisville. It's seven national titles and knowing that while other schools only dream of them, we expect them. It's Kentucky Basketball!

Kentucky basketball is the greatest thing on earth

by allisce June 25, 2007

Basketball White

To be bad at basketball or another sport that is normally dominated by a culture other than white caucasian.

Dude, hes a regular basketball white. I dont even think he was aiming for the backboard when he lost the basketball into the road just then.

I hear you, he is damn white!

by Raving Looney February 14, 2007

office basketball

When somebody's trying to hit a trash can with a crumpled piece of paper.

Susie: "God dammit, Jess! My boss freaks me out every miss he makes playing office basketball to see me bending!! Damn perv!"

by niksve December 25, 2010

basketball player

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller

everyone who chucks a brick at the hoop, like gay Teng, who is a gay basketball player

by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006