A turtle with spikes on its back from the MARIO franchise he is a very evil turtle as he likes grabbing people and dipping them in lava so their legs can fall off.
OH NO BOWSER HAS GOT ME! WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS HE BURNED THEM OF AND THEN ATE ME! (Noises....) MARIO TO THE RESCUE (Mario dies)
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