toasti blud

a person who prefers talking to a younger demographic of people, also their cousin probably has a 15 incher and they brag about it. ontop of that cant cook

toasti blud can mean "i fucking want you"
"u stay talking to kids... i fucked up i admit i was horny"

by smartballer234 July 23, 2025

Blud boy

A person who is of blud quality; of bro quality

What's up blud boy

by Bobthebuilderbob21 January 18, 2024

blud

A word yung filly uses to much.

YO, you good...... blud

by Big._.Balls._.69 July 23, 2021

Blud

Its a synonim of "bro", "dude" or something like that.

"Blud, what are you doing?"
"Blud really thinks he's him"

by ababa? February 4, 2024

Blud

A name to call a fellow Human Being who is Apart of the bluds

Hello my fellow Blud

by Gh0ulz March 29, 2024

CHECK HIS CV BLUD

"check his CV" can mean background check him, or just a partnership with the term, "the games gone blud". This works well with a questionable friend who needs to be put in his place.

AI CHECK HIS CV BLUD

by J1ggzz's child October 27, 2025

What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.

"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

by 1x10 November 20, 2025