Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.
Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*
by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010
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Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.
"I just got a right bad baconing from John."
by Wight Trash December 28, 2012
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BACON

Don't listen to her, she's just a BACON.
by jhonen202 July 11, 2008
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Bacon

Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days
Person 2: Have some Bacon
Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever!!
by I<3Bacon March 13, 2010
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Bacon

a guy that you find hot or crushable or even just a guy you might possibly think your attracted to. Each guy is a separate piece of bacon
Salley: I think I met a guy!

Mary: Ohhh! Bacon?
by harrypotterishotter September 05, 2011
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Bacon

Booty, butt, rump, buttocks, gluteus maximus, ass.
"Man, my boyfriend's bacon is the best thing for breakfast."

"The only bacon I eat is my girlfriend's. Thicc and juicy everytime."
by Yeonkkot September 21, 2017
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A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)
Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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