in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.
-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
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Get the backup game mug.Fake-fucking. It is when the receiver, or bottom, lays with legs together and straight with the torso either on their side or stomach. The other person, the top, comes in from behind and will be thrusting, using the perineum of the body. (Position can be done with the bottom on their back, and top entering from front side, with the bottom lifting up their balls to give access to their perineum.)
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
I could not clean myself out before my hookup, but he didn't know any difference because of the Bottom's Backup-Plan. He still thinks he finished inside of me.
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IT Engineer 1: Did you see Steve's face earlier? He looked like shit!
IT Engineer 2: Oh don't worry about Steve, he has backup anxiety!
IT Engineer 2: Oh don't worry about Steve, he has backup anxiety!
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Me: yo, BACKUP! I need some personal space.
Me: yo, BACKUP! I need some personal space.
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