pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

Points on the backside

Buttsecks used as a commodity for a transaction

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.

by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010

Braille on the Backside

When a person has pimples on their ass.

Ron told me that Sarah was rocking that Braille on the backside. I told him good looking out on the heads up

by alchemistprime47 November 30, 2019

I Ashed On Your Backside

I Ashed On Your Backside

I Ashed On Your Backside

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

barnsided

A derivative of the word Blindsided. A modern day occurrence that happens when one surfing the internet experiences pornographic pop-ups of an animal nature.

While Daniel was surfing the internet looking for tractors and other farm equipment, he was barnsided by several pornographic sites with sheep and cows.

by Nick Nickerson August 11, 2005