Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.

Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."

by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009

Automatic

Means ok in a thuggish way

They: I’ll meet you there in a minute

Me : automatic

by Falisha womack. July 25, 2019

toe automatics

When you like to suck toes during sex

Shorty wanna come over and let me do some toe automatics on her

by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018

Automatic

Another word for okay, I'm down for the cause.

"Yo you trying to match on a blunt?"
"Yea automatic!"

"Hey bruh you wanna go to the beach"
"Automatic brudda" let's go already

by Lopaka Mcphee September 16, 2022

vitas automatic

Getaway car

Im coppin the vitas automatic big purr

by Tofficialy September 10, 2023

Automatics

The defintion of RNG in Roblox Arsenal

Holy shit automatics is the most rng gamemode ive seen in this world

Ikr rovle should just remove it

by BigmalYT September 16, 2021

automat

An driverless vehicle - usually a passenger car

The Automat arrived on time and took me home.

by Salem Cat July 4, 2017