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astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 6, 2006
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astrida

A beautiful female sweet and kind and always fun to talk to. If you have a problem she will listen
Thanks for being such a astrida
by slangman123456 August 26, 2013
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astagz

When the mandem are being haram and that and you gotta remind them of their deen. Letting them know that they are being judged by God.
Astagz bro, that's haram.
by LifeIsTuffz May 11, 2017
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Astrohoe

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.
by nikm100 February 8, 2020
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Finger asthma

n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.
by Crytical September 5, 2010
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sad astronaut

When youre on a misson to drive somewhere and cant stop for a toilet break, so wear a nappy/ diaper and just keep on truckin
I wasnt going to miss nickelbacks last tour across the country so i pulled the old sad astronaut and watched the miles slip away
by GoGoGadgetArms November 23, 2017
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Poop asthma

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
by gabey wabey October 9, 2020
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