Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

aspen <33

one of my favorite things on this planet earth he is very caring and deserves a lot more but good things, best person that i could ever ask for i love aspen

i love aspen <33

by seoksaiki June 17, 2021

National Feed Aspen Day

A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.

Larry forgot to feed Aspen on National Feed Aspen Day, so now he owes them 2 meals.

by AJBBBBBB June 13, 2024

Aspen Casserole

An Aspen Casserole is a form of sexual foreplay involving (specifically) ball-point pens and someone’s ass with some form of casserole (preferably sweet potato casserole, although any casserole will do). Delicious if you try it twice - don’t knock it until you try it. Mmmmm

Hey Liz, would you like to go enjoy a warm, Aspen Casserole with me on this fine afternoon?

by SimeonJGun October 22, 2019

Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.

Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her

by dr. queef-queef April 05, 2023

80's in aspen

Coke party.

Went to a party themed, "80's in Aspen" last night. Got a blood my nose.

by Themed parties March 02, 2016

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 01, 2021