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Applesauce

"Oh. Hey, Applesauce! Wanna get ice cream later?"
by fancy-teacup August 25, 2019
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Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022
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Applesauce

Taylor: Remember back when our moms used to pack us applesauce in our lunch bags?
Jesse: Lol ye, brings back childhood memories
*Taylor and Jesse proceed to crack open some applesauce with the boys*
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applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022
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Applesauce

An apple puree with organic apples and ascorbic acid.
Sofia loved to make her famous Applesauce filled cupcakes.
by Sollyano November 3, 2022
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Applesauce

a cum stick where you grab it by its cock then suck on it and be like UUUUUUUUUUUUUpoooo
I eat applesauce on my cock
by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020
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