Milk of amnesia

Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.

"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

link amnesia

Landing on a web-page or article while browsing the web, with no idea why and no memory of how you got there.

Brian: Where did you find that article you were telling me about?

Melissa: No idea, I got really bad link amnesia as soon as I started reading.

by angrywords April 8, 2013

Snapchat Amnesia

When you're having a conversation on snapchat and open a message too long after it's sent so you forget what the conversation was about.

"Could you please remind me what you said, I've got snapchat amnesia"

by Unique username July 23, 2017

Trailer Amnesia

Right after the coming attractions but before the feature starts when you forget what movie you came to see.

Movie: (after 5 previews) And now your feature presentation..
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!

by jknapp44 April 9, 2011

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

Dick Amnesia

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.

“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”

by Ineeddick March 12, 2019

Sexual Amnesia

When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.

Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018